In an update on romantic entanglements I am in a position to advise that "the girlfriend" has just had her application for Club membership approved by the Board and is now seeking a handicap other than me.
It has recently come to my attention that scurrilous rumours are circulating that on Saturday 6 February my tee shot on 8 failed to reach the Ladies tee - this is patently untrue I was at least 15 cms past. Far be it from me to cast aspersions on others but the position may have become clearer if either of the two proponents of the proposition had bothered to either stop or alight from their cart as they sped past!
It is however true to say that my second shot failed to reach the fairway, despite a clear warning the duck failed to move and perhaps it is lucky to still be inhabiting the Shirley waterways - I was unaware that such an indignant filthy look could be delivered by a wild fowl! In the end I made what I considered to be a very good 6.
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