My golf was less than inspiring over the weekend. Twenty points on the back 9 on Saturday saw me make the field for Sunday (on countback) but it is fair to say matters did not improve. Any one finding 2 Callaway Tour HX golf balls on the 9th one on the right and one on the left both with a smiley red face please return to me as I want the pleasure of destroying them personally!!
The curiosity of women never ceases to amaze me - put on a Kilt and all they want to know is "What's worn under the Kilt!!". If I asked the same question of them I would surely be accused of sexual harassment and of being particularly rude. For the avoidance of doubt, once and for all, and notwithstanding my current single status; "Nothing is worn under the Kilt it is all in perfect working order!!"
When you are in a trough things really mount up and even innocent comments have hidden innuendo. On Sunday I was discussing my work situation and my role of "acting up" to which the comment was made "Well I hope you can keep it up"..... I ask you!!??
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